A dysfunctional family at the end of their rope go on a wild road trip to visit their dying insanely rich uncle. Hijinks ensue.
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Sitting in front of the boss’s office. None of that went well. Not exactly sure why though. My improvised sales pitch as a british beggar with a peg leg and - get this - A CRAB ARM - was spot on!
All the main floor people are being called into the meeting room for a special announcement. This is it. This is my promotion.
Whoever wrote “YOU SUCK” on both our lockers should really make their own font for their handwriting.
Content’s a bit lacking tho...
So I’m fired.
So I quit… and got permanently banned.
Got a call from Uncle Mike. He says he’s dying. He wants to see the family before he goes.
Is she gonna cry? I hope she doesn’t cry? Does Maya even cry? Wait, have I ever seen this woman cry?
This is the opportunity I need! Something that will push me forward. Push this family forward. I’d be a fool not to take it!
We leave tomorrow at 5 AM.
Am I the only one who feels weird about using the potential death of a relative as a way to move up in the world as sort of...grimy?
Uncle Mike’s dying and wants to see his family but we’re just visiting to make sure we’re a priority in his will!
Voice your concerns to mom, then.
Oh shit. Aunt Lena is here.
They’re the only family I know who would wear matching custom velour tracksuits while eating burgers with knives and forks.
Okay so apparently Aunt Lena are visiting Uncle Mike too...
Uh oh… I sense competition. And if I sense it mom def senses it too.
Okay so now two dudes just hopped out of the bushes and started maniacally laughing at us???
Mom just said it’s Nick and Dale Danver-Alan, our country kin. Apparently Dale is mom’s cousin from Mississippisianabama Georgia.
Dale and his husband Nick are also trying to get a piece of the inheritance from Uncle Mike…
Is everybody on this side of Mom’s family this extra? Will I ever become this extra? Please someone stop me before I become that extra.
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